Your Ultimate Final, Penultimate Final, Last Final Renewal Notice. Absolutely. We’re Serious.

March 1, 2017      Roger Craver

In Are You Beggar or a FundraiserTom featured an email appeal from the Democratic Congressional Campaign (DCCC) that exuded the distinct odor of desperation.

‘Desperate’-sounding because the copy — screaming ‘FINAL NOTICE’ in stark black and red type — reminded the donor that “you have 8 missed messages to renew your Democratic membership.”

Well, Tom, I’ll see your begging, desperate email and raise you from 8 Final Notices to 18! Yes, eighteen.

Below, courtesy of loyal Agitator Pamela Grow, is the latest in what is serially revealing itself as an endless renewal series from the DCCC.

Not only do they scold Pamela over the 18 attempts at renewal, they feature the personalities who’ve sent Pam those 18 messages along with the number each personality sent.

Finally … the DCCC tops off this frothy email sundae with a Matching Gift cherry. Wow!

Does this inspire the renewal spirit in you?

Roger

P.S. And does anyone really think this is the last ‘Final Notice’ Pam will receive? Read the text carefully to see how they’ve covered their butts for the next cycle, just in case this message wasn’t compelling enough.

5 responses to “Your Ultimate Final, Penultimate Final, Last Final Renewal Notice. Absolutely. We’re Serious.”

  1. I have a headache. That’s all I can say.

  2. Sheena Greer says:

    Different country, but I get basically the same emails from my party. Focused on their deadlines. Focused on how many times they’ve emailed me and I haven’t responded (with a gift… because I’ve responded in other ways, which got me no response, but yet another ask the next day.) Using big bold words not to thank me, inspire me, engage me, but scare me.

    Thanks, but the political climate scares and enrages me enough without your lacklustre attempt to engage me in your needs.

    It’s a different beast all together.

  3. They’re always “cleverly” designed to hedge on the “final” and “deadline” stuff. Last chance before next Tuesday, more like.

    And it’s 100% designed around them: their needs, their (arbitrary) deadlines, their (even more arbitrary) goals.

    I’ve been getting and angrily deleting them, too.

    Good lessons from bad examples here, though. I get so many badly done appeals – mail and email – that are 100% about the organization. It’s clear my role is to hand over the cash and nothing more. Envelope teasers like “IMPORTANT NOTICE” (important to whom? Not me.) Or “Your annual fund enclosed” (does anyone actually look at what they’re writing? Tell me how you enclose an annual fund. And what I will do with one when I free it from the envelope…)

    Let’s hope more organizations – in politics and out – can learn from this dreadful example!

  4. Am suffering sympathetic pain with Simone! A headache!

    This reminds me of all the reasons I’ve never involved myself in political fundraising and why I never make personal gifts to political parties or campaigns.

    I have no patience with either political party, and that’s why I’ve been an Independent voter for more than 35 years. In my opinion, however, this post reveals just how unhinged and out to lunch the Democrat Party is these days.

    Their fundraising strategies/tactics are a reflection of and are secondary to their principal problem: brand renewal — deciding just who they are, what they really stand for, and who are their true constituents! The political wilderness is a lonely place, indeed!

  5. Zach Shefska says:

    This is some, “you have to see it to believe it” type stuff. I’d be interested know what their conversion rates are… Oh, and their unsubscribe rates, those would be interesting to look at too.